GLUE

B'day Syazwan

2008-07-04T09:16:00.000-07:00

Memandangkan sekarang ni cuti, semue telah lupe kepade salah sorg sahabat macho ktorg..syazwan. abg macho kite ni sambut b'day sorg2 ar. sian dia. huhu. Epi bday syazwan. semoga lanjut umur (kalo btol2 nk lanjut umur pandai2 ar drive perlahan2 yer...no tokyo drift for you!) hehe

KPerak Inc.

2008-07-04T09:06:00.000-07:00

Juz nk inform korg, baru2 ni, hafiz, aimen ngan azri telah join satu kem ni, jd komiti, as well as facilatator. Ape kem ni? ktorg kne ajar bdk2 skolah perak program Java. haha. ape cite? ktorg hepi! rsenye xperlu diisi ngan ayat panjang2..jom tgk gmbr!!

kelihatan saye yg sebok mengacao keje aimen

wahaha. yg pentingnye event ni menjadik. mmg best, xtipu! pastu dpt kenal ramai org..ramai sgt2, ade feveret student plak tu..weeee~!

KISAH BIRTHDAY BOY DI RESTORAN 'PASIR' SRI ISKANDAR

2008-05-20T05:53:00.000-07:00

Tanggal 20 May 2008
sorg lagi gang ktorg nye b'day.
tp ktorg wt 'dek' je..
kol 12mlm...xde pape
kol 1 mlm..snyp..
kol 9am esk nye, smue sebok jwb thermo (finals)
kol 12pm, smue balek blek...snyp je.....
kol 6pm, smue mkn restoran pasir...tp...
teng teng tenggg....
smue da readi..
sorg gi byr....pastu ble fendy nk byr jewr

BYEBYE FENDYYYYY!!!! VROOOOMMMMM~~

dan 3 buah kete memecot dgn lajunye menuju ke utp...
"eyh2 fendy t'tinggal la..."
kelihatan fendy merajok sorg2 dr jaoh.
haha...last2~

HEPI B'DAY FENDYYYY~!!!

**b'day prank ni di-improve sket drpd b'day prank aimen...
next -> syazwan...huahahahahahahah

BIRTHDAY BOY

2008-05-10T09:34:00.000-07:00

Tanggal 11May 2008
pukul 12:15 mlm
ada org dibedakkan

huahahahahahahahaha
maken tua dia da..
berpuloh2 da umur dia
11MAY1988 - 11MAY2008

Virus Membunoh!

2008-04-18T11:08:00.000-07:00

I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus!I checked snopes.com , and it is for real!!

Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP.

You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD', regardless of who sent it to you.It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,'eventhough sent to you by a friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately. This is the worst virus announced by CNN.It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus.This virus simply destroys the ZeroSector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept.

Internet Connection Speed @ UTP

2008-04-16T05:08:00.000-07:00

Ni plak aku measure pg td..

dlm kol 8.06am

hehe..sempat measure..

padahal da lmbt nk kne jage sbg faci educamp

boley tahan aa speed time tu.

syok gk

tp upload speed bapak power aaa~

UTP's Internet Connection Speed

2008-04-15T11:41:00.001-07:00

Download speed 72kbps, upload speed 253kbps??

adei..kn besh kalo smuenye t'balek

download speed 253kbps...upload speed 72kbps

sape nk upload laju2

huhu..xgne sgt pn..

ni aku measure dlm kol 2.37am..

jp lg kol 3.30am aku try lg..kte tgk betapa "laju" internet utp

bajet2 time tu ramai da tdo da...

aku je yg xtao tdo

hehehe

btw aku xprcaye psl dc++ tu slowkn internet utp..

cm ngarot jewr.

TELEKOM

2008-04-15T08:05:00.001-07:00

Ini cerita pasal seorang pemuda yang baru membukak satu pejabat baru... al-maklumlah loan baru lulus kat bank danhati meluap luap nak bukak business...tak tahu lah business apa... nanti aku tanya..!!

Pejabat dia tu tak laaa banyak sangat barangan pejabat yangdiisinya... ada laa 3 biji meja dan kerusi tiap satu...almarinya..stationerynya la... tong sampahnya la... dan yang patut patut kena isi kat pejabat dan especially talipon... !! Dia ni boss kat pejabat tu... selepas mengemas bilik pejabat,dia pon releks laaa kat dalam opis diatu... ye laaa... boss lah katakan?!!

Mula lah berangan tu... ... beranganni... !! Tiba tiba pintu pejabat diketuk dari luar... ah!!... mesti pelanggan datang ni... lalu disuruhnyaorang yang diketuk pintu tu masuk...masa tu jugak dia angkat talipon da nceritalah projek besar - juta2x...pura pura kat depan orang yang datangtadi... orang yang datang tadi hanya uduk diam tak kata apa apa... Bila dah puas cakap sampailah masa dia letak talipon tu... lalu dia pon kata kat pelanggan yang masuk tadi... errr!...maaflah... sibuk sikit... maklumlah projek tu... projek ni... .tak boleh nak biar... kena arrange appointment dengan client... so... boleh saya bantu??

Dengan selamba pelanggan itukata... "Err... encik... saya ni dari Syarikat Telekom... datang nak sambung talian talipon... !!"

beautiful girls with less attractive guys

2008-04-13T16:41:00.000-07:00

There are reasons y beautiful girls like less attractive guys:

r u sure u want to know.!!

sure ahhh?

first

less attractive guys are more relax

second

less attractive guys love to 'layan perasaan'

third

less attractive guys are natural guys

forth

less attractive guys are caring

fifth

less attractive guys support national tourism campaign

:: less attractive does not mean less in everything, in some parts they are better than others ::

Kuasa Ms Maziyanti

2008-04-13T09:19:00.000-07:00

Zaman skrg students sunggoh maju dan kreatif.

Cikgu pun da xdpt nk ckp pape lg da.

Wanita Perlu Memahami Lelaki

2008-04-13T05:42:00.000-07:00

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

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Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

tandas ku sayang

2008-04-12T23:24:00.000-07:00

Satu hari aku singgah sekejap di KlCC.Aku ada something utk dibeli. Ketika aku sedang melihat brg dikedai,tiba-tiba perut aku terasa memulas.Apalagi aku pun terus bergegas ke tandas kat level satu.Masuk saja kat situ,aku tengok ada 3 bilik air.Satu tu bertutup,so aku pegi yg disebelahnya. Baru saja aku duduk,aku terdengar suara dari sebelah "Haa,camna sekarang ?" Aku pun bukan suka nak berbual ngan org yg aku tak kenal kat tandas tu.Ntah camna, akhirnya aku balas juga "Ok gak ler" Kemudian suara tu bertanya lagi "Ko nak gi mana ni??" Iskk..Aku mula rasa musykil skit..tapi aku kata "Aku nak balik, singgah sini nak beli brg sikit" Lepas suara tu bertanya lagi "Bila ko nak gerak ni??" Aku selamba jer kata. 'Lepas aku sudah ni,abis beli aku chow la". Kemudian aku terdengar lagi suara org sebelah tu berkata "Hei,aku call balik ko lepas nilah,tiap kali aku tanya soalan kat ko, mamat bodo sebelah aku ni asyik jawap jer!!!

Moral: jangan menyampuk time orang bercakap...

MAKK Dinner

2008-04-12T13:01:00.000-07:00

Pada satu malam yg agk hening (hening sgt lar kalo kt utp nieh)

smue ahli GLUE tgh siap2 sedia...gi mne?

ngan hisyam ngan wan cukup b'gaye..

cme man je blom siap (asek maen sms jewr)

kami pun b'tolak lar...

wan ngan azri nmpk sunggoh gembira + smgt

kami da tibe da....
b'gaya sat sblm msk dewan..

aaaaaaaa....dinner rupernyer
Malam Anugerah Kolej Kediaman

tp mknn cmni je ke?

dgr cte diorg tapau dari pak ali? btol ke?

ktorg t'pakse la tahan lapar smntare dgr org bg speech

smpi aiman pn naek mengong da..hehe

ngan si org tua ni xabes2 dok maen ngan kamera dia

kalah professional photographer

bile lame sgt xdpt mkn..

make kami pn memberontak..aiman jd mangse dia..

huhu

pas mkn kami pn b'gambar

bajet satu family la ni..

huhu

skali tgk..smue gile2kn aku..

ntah ape la yg diorg nk drpd aku...

tp dgn tangkasnye aku rampas takhta aiman...

lalu memerintah smue bala tentera menyerbu beliao...

nirash plak xabes2 ngan drum dia..

isk..bising tol!